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I (21m) have used reddit it to so much extent that it has changed my behaviour pattern, thinking, communication with opposite gender, hatred etc etc.
Recently all of you have might seem the post of Ishitaaz where she writes that girls like bad boys.
RelationshipIndia, arranged marriage ye subs dekhne ke mere dimaag ki maa bahen ho chuki hai. Har ladki ko judge karta hu, shaadi ke baad wife ne Aisa Kiya to waisa kar dunga etc etc.
Jabh ki IRL me bahot alag hai. Class ki ladkiya to some extent achhi hai, baat karti,help karti even unknown ladki bhi madad karti hai ye reddit ne mere dimaag ko brainwash kar Diya hai
Edit: Bina wajah (reason) ke bhi ladki per gussa aane lagta hai but kabhi show nahi kiya. Andaro andar hatred ho Raha plz help

Just saw a reel of neetu bisht. America ke sabse saste lahenge. Bhai maar daloge kya hume content ke naam pe. Ye kya samjhti hai public ko. Bhai maut aa jaati h iski reel dekh ke. America ki Tesla. America ka sabse mahenga ghar. Bahen kya cchiye tumhe.

So seems Falaq expected the equal reciprocations from Madam... If we consider their last convo regarding laddoo, then it's Falaq, who ended the frndship - because she was broken already. But Dki being an extremely reluctant person, didn't try to understand if she was doing that because she was hurt, there was no further effort from Dki. Most importantly, she didn't contact Falaq when her family was going through the difficult times - only says how egoistic Dipika z as a person...
One thing I can't understand - SAB RISHTA AFTER SHADI HI KYUN TUTA HAIN? I won't consider Sreesanth as it was part of a game and if she broke the relationship, he was equally responsible, he was no saint. He was a similar attention seeker.. Anyways.
But what about those other strong Frndships / relationships which didn't work for Dki after marriage? Till marriage, she was surrounded with her frnds - Falaq, jyotsna, Abhishek sharma ( the actor ) , her father.. Her half sister was not present but I am sure she had relationship with her then.
Ek ek karke ye sara rishta gayab ho gaya. I remember years ago Abhishek Sharma mentioned Dipika as his "Pillar of strength", u can guess the depth of the frndship when a guy or a girl calls their frnd as Pillar of Strength, kya hua uss rishta ka? I m not saying they had any fight or something. But clearly they're not in touch? Shadi tak to tha na? Uske baad kya hua? Same with Jyotsna..
Now Falaq.! Falaq was her frnd since 2013 . 2013 to till her shadi in 2018 if Falaq's frndship was intact, that means Dki met her expectations, maintained the bonding, reciprocated with her. Nehi to pahele hi tutt jata. Right? Again, shadi ke baad BOOM! I m not saying shoaib asks her to cut the ties! Nope. Dki is the one and only to be blamed. Lekin kya Shadi ke baad wo itna badal gayi ki shadi ke pahele wala sab rishta, jo iski sath khada rahe, sabko ignore karne lagi? Falaq ke sath dosti shadi ke immediate baad to nehi tuta, but the way Falaq sounded hurt, wo ek din ke ignorance ke wazase nehi! Dki once said, meri mummy papa ne sikhai hain ki beta shadi ke baad ap apke in laws ke ho! Wahhh! What an ancient thought it is! Isliye 2020 se kabhi nehi dekha iss aurat ko Pune jake apne Mummy aur massi se milne jaha pe wo badi hui hain, schooling ki hain. Uss place se koi bond hi nehi hain! Sirf subhe uthke Shoaib ka shaqal dekho to zindagi safal ! Poor Falaq asked itna kya busy hain ki wo 2 mahine me ek bar nehi mil sakti! Bahen wo to apne Pune ke ghar nehi jati saalon nikal jata hain...! Shadi jo ho gayi na!
Ssk se wo kuch frndship leke nikli thi, NB se bhi kuch frndship tha iski. Whom she invited for her wedding reception... Shadi ke baad, no rishta! Ssk and NB se to phirbhi madam kuch rishta leke nikli thi... Khkt se ek banda ya bandi iski dost nehi baan paye.!! She maintained the "cordial" bond and bye bye! Wo show bhi shadi ke baad.... Why does she do that ???
What's the psychology behind this!?? Its ok that she doesn't make frnds easily and have jst only few in life - but does she maintain even those few bonds? A big NO !

So basically the "bad guys gang" (mafia?) of my city are finding me, wo log mere bare me information ikkatha karhe hain and by now they probably know my location, un mafia walon ke ek-do log mere school me bhi hain and wo log jante hain mai ishi school me jata hun.
Basically hua kya hai ki ek do hafte pahle kuch farewell party hua tha (unofficial). Usme ek couple the, saath me dance krhe the, doesn't matter to me, I was not even in the party I don't even care about it. But kisi ne wo specific couple ka video record kr diya tha (I don't know yhan ke log itna bara matter kyun bna rhe rhe, dance hi to karhe hain wo log kuch suspicious thorina horha hai), Jo bhi hua tha, wo video record hogya tha. Ab baat ye hai ki video me jo ladki thi wo mere classmate ki bahen hai (btw we are in 8th grade) and that sister of my classmate is in 10th.
So ye "video" jo tha wo bahut logon ko pahunch gya tha, and to me too, ek classmate ne hi share kiya tha. And wo jo ladki hai uska bhai, jo ham hi log ke class me hai, wo mujhe 1 hafte se pareshan kr rkha tha video bejhne ke liye, main nhi bejhna chahta tha kyuki wo definitely family me problems create krta. Char din pahle maina tang akar usko video dehi diya, socha maa hudai fadk nhi padta kya hi ukhar lega wo ek video se (I forgot that I live in india, and definitely problems hogi). Ab ye video send maine kar diya usko, aur jab usne dekh liye video maine delete bhi kr diya dar se.
Now today I get a message request from a random person, don't know who he is but I accepted his msg request. Turns out he is one of those from the "bad guys gang" or "mafia" of the city I live in. And he is the boyfriend of that girl and he is in my school and his relatives are the politicians and their gang too. (These guys have literal guns and swords with themselves)
In the chat with him, he asks me about the video and stuff, I didn't understand what he was talking about at first. Later I understood what he meant and then he started threating me how he will beat me to death in school bc I sent that video to the her girlfriend's brother (I don't know whats the actual reason he is angry for, he says tum Bina permission ke privacy kahe bhang kiya?, dude I'm not even knowing you, tum usko kyun nhi marte jisne video record kiya tha? And sirf tum apne "privacy" ke chalte mujhko hospital pahuchaoge?) Im actually sick rn so I won't be going tmr but he said "tum agar school nhi aya to ghar me ake hangama karenge aur double maarenge", "tera ghar ka pata nikalne ne me time nhi lgega". Bahut death threats diya hai wo. "Maar denge", "bachega nhi" krke bol rha tha wo. Im so fucking scared rn, I don't know what to do, im shivering af Im gonna tell my parents about this in the morning. (Even tho im definitely gonna get grounded, atleast my life might get saved) Please tell me what else can I do?
Also ek bar koi ladki ko leke mamla hua tha school me and ye ladka isme involved tha, 10th ke ek bhaiya ka sar phod diya tha, he was hospitalized.

Ashk bahen cHaksh se jaise asharfiyaan. Toot jaye na tarazu inke bhaar se, Voh yaadein jo beet gyi, Hasi-khusi jo toote dil ko seeh gayi.
Ab nhi hai voh, Par unki yaad toh hai.
Keemat koi tol na sake Inki. Milti na yeh bazaaron mein Chehre dekhlo, jism choolo chahe Laakhon, Hazaaron mein.
Voh voh the, Yeh yeh hai. Par jo tu tha, vaisa koi aur nhi Ab Aafat toh yeh hai, Ki teri baad mein mein na rha,
Phir bhi behte hai yeh ashk, bekimat anginat. Us yaadon ki barAt ko samaeten, Jo bas ab khayal banke reh gyi. Is dil ko yeh dillasa dekar keh gyi,
ki kya Pata fir aayein vo, Aur Is sehra ko gulazr banade.
Woh kehte hai, Bichadna likha hai iss dhara pe sabka. Muttafiq isse, Milenge hum uss par ab.
Tab tak intibah rakhenge ye khayal, Ki Dil toota hai aur toote hai hum, Yaadon me doobi yeh Aankhein hai Nam, Fir bhi iss Toote dil ki ek faryaad toh hai.
Ki Ab nhi nahi voh, Par unki yaad toh hai.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ta4BmumQKc
ये कूचे, ये नीलामघर दिलकशी के ये लुटते हुए कारवाँ ज़िन्दगी के कहाँ हैं, कहाँ है, मुहाफ़िज़ ख़ुदी के जिन्हें नाज़ है हिन्द पर वो कहाँ हैं
ये पुरपेच गलियाँ, ये बदनाम बाज़ार ये ग़ुमनाम राही, ये सिक्कों की झन्कार ये इस्मत के सौदे, ये सौदों पे तकरार जिन्हें नाज़ है हिन्द पर वो कहाँ हैं
ये सदियों से बेख्वाब, सहमी सी गलियाँ ये मसली हुई अधखिली ज़र्द कलियाँ ये बिकती हुई खोखली रंग-रलियाँ जिन्हें नाज़ है हिन्द पर वो कहाँ हैं
वो उजले दरीचों में पायल की छन-छन थकी-हारी साँसों पे तबले की धन-धन ये बेरूह कमरों में खाँसी की ठन-ठन जिन्हें नाज़ है हिन्द पर वो कहाँ हैं
ये फूलों के गजरे, ये पीकों के छींटे ये बेबाक नज़रें, ये गुस्ताख फ़िकरे ये ढलके बदन और ये बीमार चेहरे जिन्हें नाज़ है हिन्द पर वो कहाँ हैं
यहाँ पीर भी आ चुके हैं, जवाँ भी तनोमंद बेटे भी, अब्बा, मियाँ भी ये बीवी भी है और बहन भी है, माँ भी जिन्हें नाज़ है हिन्द पर वो कहाँ हैं
मदद चाहती है ये हौवा की बेटी यशोदा की हमजिंस, राधा की बेटी पयम्बर की उम्मत, ज़ुलयखां की बेटी जिन्हें नाज़ है हिन्द पर वो कहाँ हैं
ज़रा मुल्क के रहबरों को बुलाओ ये कुचे, ये गलियाँ, ये मंजर दिखाओ जिन्हें नाज़ है हिन्द पर उनको लाओ जिन्हें नाज़ है हिन्द पर वो कहाँ हैं
Translation:
Hmmm... yeh kooche..hmm...ghar dilkashi ke... (hmmm.... THESE LANES....hmmm....OF ALLURING HOUSES)
yeh kooche ye nilaam ghar dil-kashee ke, THESE LANES, THESE ALLURING WHORE-HOUSES,
yeh luT-te huwe karvaa.n zindagee ke, THESE PLUNDERED CARAVANS OF LIFE,
kahan hai.n, kahan hai.n muhaafiz Khudee ke, WHERE, O WHERE ARE THE PRESERVERS OF PRIDE!
jinhe.n naaz hai hind par woh kahaan hai.n, THOSE WHO’RE PROUD OF THE ORIENT, WHERE ARE THEY?
kahaa.n hai.n, kahaa.n hai.n, kahaa.n hai.n, WHERE O WHERE ARE THEY?
yeh pur-paich galiyaa.n yeh badnaam baazaar, THESE TORTUOUS LANES, THIS INFAMOUS BAZAAR,
yeh gumnaam raahee, yeh sikko.n kee jhankaar, THIS UNKNOWN TRAVELLER, THIS JINGLING OF COINS,
yeh ismat ke sauday yeh saudo.n pe takraar, THESE DEALS OF “HONOUR”, THIS HAGGLING OVER THE PRICE,
jinhe.n naaz hai hind par woh, kahaa.n hai.n, THOSE WHO’RE PROUD OF THE ORIENT, WHERE ARE THEY?
kahaa.n hai.n, kahaa.n hai.n, kahaa.n hai.n, WHERE O WHERE ARE THEY?
yeh sadiyo.n se be-khauf, sehmee see galiyaa.n, THESE CROUCHING LANES, FOR CENTURIES UNDAUNTED,
yeh maslee huwee adh-khilee zard kaliyaa.n, THESE CRUSHED AND PALLID HALFBLOWN BUDS,
yeh biktee huwee khoklee, rang-raliyaa.n, THESE HOLLOW PASTIMES FOR SALE,
jinhe.n naaz hai hind par woh kahaa.n hai.n, THOSE WHO’RE PROUD OF THE ORIENT, WHERE ARE THEY?
kahaa.n hai.n, kahaa.n hai.n, kahaa.n hai.n, WHERE O WHERE ARE THEY?
woh ujle daricho.n me.n paayal kee chann chann, ANKLETS IN THOSE LIGHTED CASEMENTS, TINKLING,
thakee haaree saanso.n pe tablay kee dhann dhann, OVER THE SPENT AND JADED SOULS, THE TABLA THUMPING,
woh ujle daricho.n me.n paayal kee chann chann, ANKLETS IN THOSE LIGHTED CASEMENTS, TINKLING,
thakee haaree saanso.n, pe tablay kee dhann dhann, OVER THE SPENT AND JADED SOULS , THE TABLA THUMPING,
yeh be-rooh kamro.n me.n khaa.nsee kee Thann Thann, THE COUGH IN THE SOULLES ROOMS, WHEEZING,
jinhe.n naaz hai hind par wo kahaa.n hai.n, THOSE WHO’RE PROUD OF THE ORIENT, WHERE ARE THEY?
kahaa.n hai.n, kahaa.n hai.n kahaa.n hai.n, WHERE O WHERE ARE THEY?
yeh phoolo.n ke gajre, yeh peeko.n ke chhee.nTay, THESE BANDS OF FLOWERS, THESE SPATTERED SPITS,
yeh be-baak nazre.n yeh gustaaKh fiqare.n, THE LEWD LEER, THESE CHOICEST X-RATED COMMENTS,
yeh Dhalke, badan aur yeh beemar chehre, THESE EMACIATING BODIES AND THE SICKLY FACES,
jinhe.n naaz hai hind par woh, kahaa.n hai.n, THOSE WHO’RE PROUD OF THE ORIENT, WHERE ARE THEY?
kahaa.n hai.n, kahaa.n hai.n, kahaa.n hai.n, WHERE O WHERE ARE THEY?
Yahaa.n peer bhee aa chuke hai.n, jawaa.n bhee, THE AGED HAVE FREQUENTED HERE, SO ALSO THE YOUNG!
tano-mand beTe bhee, (h.nn. hnn) abba miyaa.n bhee, ALSO THE LUSTY SONS (grins) - EVEN THEIR FATHER!
yeh beewee bhee hai.n, THESE ARE THE WIVES TOO....
yeh beewee bhee hai.n aur bahen bhee, hai.n maa bhee, THESE ARE THE WIVES TOO, AS WELL AS SISTERS, AND EVEN MOTHERS!
jinhe.n.n naaz hai hind par woh, kahaa.n hai.n, THOSE WHO’RE PROUD OF THE ORIENT, WHERE ARE THEY?
kahaa.n hai.n, kahaa.n hai.n, kahaa.n hai.n, WHERE O WHERE ARE THEY?
madad chaahtee hai yeh hawwa kee beTee, THE DAUGHTER OF EVE NEEDS HELP,
yashoda kee hamm-jins radha kee beTee, THE LIKES OF YASHODHA, THE DAUGHTER OF RADHA,
madad chaahtee hai, yeh hawwa, kee beTee, THE DAUGHTER OF EVE NEEDS HELP,
yashoda kee hamm-jins radha kee betee, THE LIKES OF YASHODHA, THE DAUGHTER OF RADHA,
payambar kee ummat, zulekha kee betee, THE PROPHET’S NATION, THE DAUGHTER OF ZULEKHA,
jinhe.n naaz hai hind par woh, kahaa.n hai.n, THOSE WHO’RE PROUD OF THE ORIENT, WHERE ARE THEY?
kahaa.n hai.n, kahaa.n hai.n kahaa.n hai.n, WHERE O WHERE ARE THEY?
zaraa mulk ke, rah-baro.n ko bulaao, JUST SEND FOR THE GUIDES OF THE NATION,
yeh kooche yeh galiyaa.n yeh manzar dikhaao SHOW THEM THESE ALLEYS , THE LANES, AND THE VIEW,
jinhe.n naaz hai hind par, un-ko laao, BRING ON THOSE WHO’RE PROUD OF THE ORIENT,
jinhe.n naaz hai hind par woh, kahaa.n hai.n, THOSE WHO’RE PROUD OF THE ORIENT, WHERE ARE THEY?
kahaa.n hai.n, kahaa.n hai.n kahaa.n hai.n, WHERE O WHERE ARE THEY?

Hello friend's, mera Naam rohan(fictional character ) hai. Aaj mai aao ko ek kahani sunane jaraha hu. Aasha karta hu ki aap logo ko ye kahani pasand aaye. Ab aap logo ka bagir time waste karte ho mai apni kahani start kar ta hu. Mai re family mai srif 4 log hai mai yani rohn, mere father, mother aur sister geeta. Ham log delhi mai rahte hai. Main 19 year ka hu aur 12th class mai padh ta hu. Mere choti sister geeta 17 year ki hai aur wo 10th mai hai. Hamara 3 bhk ka flat hai. 2 bedroom 1study room. Jaise ke aap logo ko malum hai ki Delhi mai rahne ka sab se bada nuksaan hai ke har hafte koi na koi guest aap ke yaha aate rhate hai khaas kar ristedaar. Isse ke karan mare mama ke beti.. Seema jo indoor mai rhati hai uska admission Delhi university ho gaya tha iss waja se wo v hamare ghar mai hamare sath rahne aane wali the. Iss baat ko le jai mai aur geeta bahut khus the. Kio ki hamari aapas mai kafi banti the. Hamlog akshara summer holidays mai indoor jate the jis ke karan ham ache friends v ban gaye the. Hala ki seema mujse 2 saal badi the par hamare bich mai age ka koi issue nahi tha. Aage ki kahani se phale mai aap logo ko sema ke figure ke bare mai bata deta hu. seema ka figure slim hai aur uske boobs 32 ka hai. Seema ka boobs kuch kuch aam ke aakar ka hai. Aur uski gand 34 ka hai jisko koi v dekh le wo uska diwana ho jaye ga. Seema ka rang ekdam safed hai aur uss je lips ke niche til hai jis ke karan wo aur v sexy lagti hai.
Jab seema admission ke liye mama ke sath hamare ghar aayi to mere father ne tab he kha diya tha ki seema hamare sath he rahegi... Hostel lene ki koi jarurat nahi hai. Iswaja se mai aur mere sister v bahut khush the. Ab mai seema aur geeta ek room mai rahte the aur papa aur mummi dusre room mai. Seema ke aane ke baad 4 months kaise nikal gaya pata v nahi chala. Ham log har roj masti mazak kar te rha te the. Mai, seema aur geeta jis room mai rha te the us room mai 2 bed hai. Par haam log jyada tar ek bed pe he so the. Sone ke time mai shorts mai sota hu aur mai underware sone ke time kabhi nahi pahanta jis ke karan subha subha mere shorts mai tent bana huwa milta hai. Seema aur geeta dona lose nighty mai soti hai. Jimai do no mast maal lagti hai. Abhi tak mai ne kabhi v seema ko le ke Galat nahi socha tha nahi maira waisa nature tha par bol te hai na jaise jaise age badta hai waise waise aapko sex ki pyaas lagti hai. Mere sath v kuch waisa he huwa. Pata nahi mujhe kab porn movies dekh ne ka aadat lag gaya. Aur jab tak mai porn dekh ke apna maal nahi nikaal ta tha tab tak mujhe nind nahi aata. Ek din kuch aais huwa ki geeta study room mai he padh te padh te so gai. Mai aur seema ussi time movie dekh rahe the. Movie dekh ne ke baad jab mai apni bahen ko check karn ne gaya ki wo av tak aai kio nahi. Phir maine dekha ki wo so chuki hai. Uske baad mai aur seema v dress change kar ne ke baad door band kar ke sogaye........ Uss raat mai ra lund achanak khada ho gaya jis ke waja se mera nind khul gaya phir maine dekha ke mera ek leg seema ke uper hai aur mera 7" inch ka lund shorts ke bahar nikla huwa hai aur wo seema ki gaand ko press kar raha hai jiske waja se seema ka nighty v uske gand mai phasa huwa tha. Saayad wo v nighty ke Ander kuch nahi pahni the. Ye seen dekh ke mera pasina nikalne laga. Mai ne kabhi socha v nahi tha ki mai apni cousin ke sath is position mai apne aap ko paunga. Is ke waha se mai apna control khoraha tha kio ki uss position mai seema ki nikli huwi gaad bahut jabardast lag raha tha. Phir mai dheere dheere seema ka night dress uski gaad se hata ne laga phir kuch 15 ya 20 minutes pe mujko safalta mil gaya. Uske baad mai himmat kar ke uski gaand masalne laga, karib 5 minute ke baad phir mai he apna ek ungli se uski chut ko dheere dheere shala ne laga iske waja se mujhe aur joosh aarha tha. Jo ki ab bardasht ke baahar tha. Mere shalane ke waja se uski chut v bahut gila hogaya tha. Phir maine apna lund ko pakad ke halke halke uski chut ko shalane laga. Uske baad shalate shalate accidentally mera lund ka top uski chut ke ander chala gaya. Kya batau uski garam chut ki feeling pate he aisa maza mil rah th ki mai bata nahi sak ta. Bas man kar raha tha ki pura ka pura lund ek he baar mai daal du....... Par mai waisa kar nahi paya kio ki ye mera first time tha jiske karan mai ra maal turant nikalne wala tha. Ab tak mujhe v mahsoos ho raha tha ki seema jag gai hai.. Sayad jab mera lund ta top uske ander gaya tab uskaa nind khul gaya hoga ya phir usse phale se he jagi hogi.... Mujhe pakka nahi malum tha par itna malum tha ki wo sone ka natak kar rahi hai....jis se mujhe v koi problem nahi tha. Jab mera maal nikal ne wala tha to mai ne apna lund ta top uski chut se nikaal ke uski gaand par apna lund rakh ke jhar gaya. Phir maine ussi ki night dress se uska gaand aur apna lund saaf kar ke so gaya. Tab sayad 3:30 am horaha tha......
To be continue........

Talaq Ko Rokne Ka Naqsh,” As salam alikum, sabhi islamic or gair islamic ka hamari is website mein swagat hai aapke pyar or bharoshe ki wajah se hum apni website ko aage badhate huye har roz aapke liye aise wazifa,dua or aayato ko khooj rahe hai jo ki aapke liye bahoot zaroori hai, to aaiye jante hai aaj ke amal ke bare mein jiske chalte agar kisi bahen ya beti ka shohar uski zindagi se chala gaya ho or nikah bilul talaaq ki kagaar par aa pahucha ho to hamara ye amal ya wazifa aapko aapki pareshani se bahar nikal sakta hai kyunki is amal ya wazifa ko ruhani taakton se baandha gaya hai or is amal ke pure hone par aapke shohar aapke paas wapas aa jayenge to aaiye jante hai ki kya karna hoga or kaise karna hoga____
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Talaq Ko Rokne Ka Naqsh ,” As salam alikum, sabhi islamic or gair islamic ka hamari is website mein swagat hai aapke pyar or bharoshe ki wajah se hum apni website ko aage badhate huye har roz aapke liye aise wazifa,dua or aayato ko khooj rahe hai jo ki aapke liye bahoot zaroori hai, to aaiye jante hai aaj ke amal ke bare mein jiske chalte agar kisi bahen ya beti ka shohar uski zindagi se chala gaya ho or nikah bilul talaaq ki kagaar par aa pahucha ho to hamara ye amal ya wazifa aapko aapki pareshani se bahar nikal sakta hai kyunki is amal ya wazifa ko ruhani taakton se baandha gaya hai or is amal ke pure hone par aapke shohar aapke paas wapas aa jayenge to aaiye jante hai ki kya karna hoga or kaise karna hoga____
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Shohar Ki Narazgi Door Karne Ka Taweez ,” Shohar Ki Narazgi Door Karne K Liye Ap Astana Se Naqsh Nade Ali Mangwa Apne Ghar Mein Rakhein
Insha Allah Is Naqsh Ke Barkat Se Allah Ke Zat Ap K Shohar Ke Narazghi Ko Hamisha K Liye Door Farma De Ge .
Is Naqsh Ke Barkat Se Ap Ka Shohar Hamisha Ap Se Mohabbat Karta Rehe Ga .
Naqsh Nade Ali Ke Barkat Se Ap Ka Shohar Rohani
Hifazat Mein Aa Jata Hai Jis Ke Waja Se Koe Bbe Ghye Aurat Ap K Shohar Par Jadu Nihe Kar Pati .

Shohar Ki Mohabbat Key Liye

Jo Bahen Rozana Surah Yaseen 3 bar 21 Roz Tak Talawat Kare Ge Allah Ke Zat Is K Shohar K Dil Mein Is Ke
Be Had Mohabbat Paida Farma Dein Gay .
Jo Bahen Moraqba Shan e Ali 21 Roz Tak Ada Kare Ge Allah Ke Zat Is Shohar Ke Narazgi Ko
Hamisha k liye Door Farma Dein Gay.
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Pajeet ko bavaseer ho gayi. Hakim ne kaha marham lagwane roj aana padega.
Hakim ne uske chaar din marham lagaya aur kaha,
“Ab kafi theek ho gayi hai, baqi biwi se lagwa lena”
Jab agle din Preeto marham lagage lagi to usne ek haath Pajeet ke kandhe par rakha, aur dusre se marham lagane lagi. Pajeet ne poocha,
"Tera ek haath kandhey par hai, dusra kahan hai?"
Preeto boli, "Usi se marham laga rahi hoon"
Pajeet chonk kar bola: “Oh, Hakim ki bahen ki choot, uske to dono haath mere kandhe par hotey the!"

Mader chod: Mother fucker Bhen chod: Sister fucker Bhai chod: Brother fucker Beti chod: Daughter fucker Bakri chod: Goat fucker Bhosad chod: Pussy fucker Rand chod: Whore fucker Bhadhava: Pimp Bhosadike (bhosdika, bhosdike): Born from a rotten pussy (literally: from the rotten earth) Badir: Idiot Badirchand: Idiot Char so bis: Cheater, liar, fraudster (literally: 420, the number of the Indian penal code dealing with cheaters, fraud, etc) Chodu: Fucker Chusnawali/Chusnawala: Cocksucker (female/male) Chutiya (chutia, chutiyah): Fucker, bastard Chut, choot: pussy, vagina Chutan: Fucker Gaand: Ass Gaandu, ghondoo: Asshole, born from an ass, faggot (literally: one who gets his ass fucked) Gadha: Idiot (literally: Donkey) Ghelchodia: Idiot Bakland: Idiot Loda, Lauda, Lawda, lavde, lavda: penis, dick, cock Lund: Penis, dick, cock Mammey (mumm-aye): Breasts Hug, hugna, hugnaa: to shit Hijra (hijde): Gay, Transsexual Kaamchor: Lazy person (literally: work thief) Khota: Donkey Kuttiya: Bitch Paad: fart Rundi: Hooker Saala: idiot (literally: brother-in-law) Saala kutta: Bloody dog Saali kutti: Bloody bitch Sali Kuta: Stupid Bastard Sali Kutti: Stupid Bitch Tatti: Shit Kamina: bastard kuthi for girl, kutha for guy (means b!tch) bandhar: monkey Apni gaand mein muthi daal: Put your fist up your ass Apni lund choos: Go and suck your own dick Apni ma ko ja choos: Go suck your mom Bandaa: Semi-dick Bhen ke laude: Sister’s dick, dick for your sister Bhen ke takke: Go and suck your sister’s balls Abla naari tera buble bhaari: woman, your tits are huge BhonsRi-Waalaa: You fucker Bhadwe ka awlat: Son of a pimp Bhains ki aulad: Son of a buffalo Buddha Khoosat: Old fart Buhtah-nee ka: Son of a Witch Backarchodu: Goat-fucker Bhadkhau: One who takes commission from a prostitute Bol teri gand kaise maru: let me know how to fuck you in the ass Booblay: Boobs Bur ki chatani: Ketchup of cunt Bumchod: Ass fucker Carrom board: Flat-chested Chhola Phudakna: Throbbing clit Chunni: Clit Chinaal: Whore Chodra: Fucker Chodu bhagat: Fucking asshole Choochii: Breasts Chudai khana: Whore house Chudan chudai: Fucking games Chut ka pujari: pussy worshipper (literally: priest who worships pussy) Chut ka bhoot: Vaginal Ghost Choot ke bhoot Vaginal ghost Chup Ke: Shut Up Chup Ke Chut Hai: Shut the Fuck up chup karo (shut up) chut karo (do the cunt) Chodela: Fucked up Chut marike (chut mari ke): Idiot, fucked up Chut ke pasine mein talay huye bhajiye: Snack fried in pussy sweat Chut ke dhakkan: Pussy lid Chut ke gulam: Pussy whipped (literally: slave to the pussy) Chutiya ka bheja ghas khane gaya hai: (literally: idiot’s brain has gone to eat grass; comparing someone to a stupid ruminant animal) Choot marani ka: Pussy whipped Choot ka baal: Hair of vagina Chipkali ke jhaat ke baal: Lizard’s cunt hairs Chipkali ke jhaat ke paseene: Sweat of Lizard’s pubic hair Chipkali ke gaand ke pasine: Sweat of a lizard’s ass Chipkali ke chut ke pasine: Sweat of reptiles cunt Chipkali ki bhigi chut: Wet pussy of a wall lizard Chinaal ke gadde ke nipple ke baal ke joon: Prostitute’s breast’s nipple’s hair’s lice Chullu bhar muth mein doob mar: Drown yourself in a handful of semen Cuntmama: Vaginal uncle Chhed: Vagina (literally ‘hole’) Fatay huay lundtopi ka: result Result of a torn condom Fate condom ka natije: Result of ruptured condom Gaand ka makhan: Butter from the ass Gaand main lassan: Garlic in ass Gaand main danda: Stick in ass Gaand main keera: Bug up your ass Gaand marau: Person who gets fucked up the ass Gaand marna: to take advantage of someone (literally: to fuck someone in the ass) Gaand mein bambu: A bamboo up your ass Gaandmasti: Extra playfulness (rude term) Gaandfat: Busted ass Gaandkate Kutte: A dog with his ass scooped out GPL (Gaand pe laat): to kick someone out (literally: kick in ass) Ghasti / gashti / gasti / ghassad: Hooker Goti muh mein hai: my balls have popped up to my mouth Gote kitne bhi bade ho, lund ke niche hi rehte hai: However big the balls might be, they have to stay beneath the penis Hamari le rahe hai: They are screwing us (literally: they are taking ours) Hazaar lund teri gaand main: Thousand dicks in your ass Haraam Zaada: Bastard Haraami: Bastard Ing ge pan di kut teh: You are a pig Jaa Apni Bajaa: Go fuck yourself Jab tu paida hua tho aagey se ya peechey se nikla tha chutiya?: When you were born, did you come out from the front or the back? Januwar: Animal Jhaat chaatu: Pubic hair licker Jhat ke baal: Pubic hair Jhaat ka bhaaji: Pubic hair fried with vegetables Jhalla: gay Faggot, fairy Jhaant ke pissu: Bug of pubic hair Kaam ho gaya: to have gotten laid (literally: work has been completed) Kadak maal: Hot girl (literally: hard goods) Kahe ko kha raha hai chut ki chapati aur lund ka beja?: Why are boring me with all this useless narrative? Kali Choot Ke Safaid Jhaat: White hair of a black pussy Kali Chut ka Safaid Jhaat: White hair of a black pussy Katla (cutlu, kat lund): someone who’s dick has been cut; circumcised. this term is mostly used to denigrate Muslims Khotey ki aulda: Son of donkey KLPD (Khade Lund Pe Dhoka): sexual frustration, blue balls; a letdown, a disappointment (literally: fraud on an erect penis, getting no sex when your dick is up) Kutte ka awlat: Son of a dog Kutte ka beej: Semen of a dog Kutte ki jat: Breed of dog Kutte ke tatte: Dog’s balls Kutte ke poot, teri maa ki choot: Son of a dog, your mother’s pussy Kya kadak hai ye: What a hot girl she is (literally: kadak=hard) Kya maal hai ye: What a hot girl she is (literally: maal=goods) Lavde ke bal: Hair on your penis Lund Chus: Suck dick Lund choosu: Cock sucker Lund fakir (lund fakeer): one who begs for sex (literally: saint of dicks, beggar’s dick) Lund fekh ke maroonga toh tera poora khandan chud jayega chutmarike Lund ka bheja: Brain of penis Lund pe chad ja: Go ride a dick Lund pe thand hai: Even my dicks absolutely cool! (I don’t care) Lund Ke Pasine: Sweat of dick Lund ka shorba: Semen of dick Lundoos: Born into this world from a dick Lavander: Dick head Lavde ke baal: Dick hair Maa ke bable: Mother’s breasts Maa ke bhadwe: Mother’s pimp Maa ke bhadve: Mom’s pimp Ma chudi: Mother’s fucked Mangachinamun: Idiot Mein teri maa ko liya tha uski suhaag raat pei: I had your mother on her wedding night. Mein teri maa ko teri bhen ki choot mein chodoonga aur tera baap laltern lekar aayega: I will fuck your mom in your sister’s cunt and your dad will bring a lantern. Mera ganna mere dil se bada hai: My penis is bigger than my heart Mere pass nile rang ke gend hai: I have blue balls Meri Gand Ka Khatmal: Bug of my Ass Meri lundh choos: Suck my dick Mere Chuus Maro: Suck my dick Mera chunni choos: Suck my clit Lo, mera lund anpi behen ko de do, agar khud na chod paya: Take my dick and give it to your sister if you can’t fuck her yourself Mera lungi me havas ki aag lagi hai: My underpants are burning with lust Mujhe aap ko chodna hai: I want to fuck you Mujhe aap ko lagana hai: I want to fuck you (literally: I want to touch you) Mujhe aap ko thokna hai: I want to fuck you (literally: I want to hammer you) Mujhe aap ki chut chahiye: I want your pussy Mujhe chut chahiye: I want pussy Mujhe chut marni hai: I am hitting that pussy Mujhe chodne ki bhukh hai: I hunger to fuck Mujhe hugnaa hai: I have to take a shit Mujhe jor ki lagi hai, mujhe jor ki buhkh lagi hai: I have to take a shit (literally: the shit is ready to come out in strength) Mujhe peshaab karna hai: I have to take a piss Mujhe tumhe chodna: I want to fuck you Mujhe tumhe lagana: I want to fuck you (literally: I want to touch you) Mujhe tumhe thokna: I want to fuck you (literally: I want to hammer you) Mujhe usko chodna hai: I will fuck that one Mujhe (insert name here) ko chodna hai: I want to fuck (insert name here) Moot; Mootna: Piss off Mutar: pee Muth maar: Go piss Muth marna, mooth marna, mutth marna: Masturbate (literally: use your fist) Mutthal: one who masturbates Na chhot, na chooche, nakhre noor jahan ke!: No pussy, no boobs, and still behaves like a princess! Najayaz: Illegitimate Najayaz paidaish: Illegitimately born Nimbu sharbat: Flat-chested Paadu kaun: who farted? Padma: Fat Bitch Parichod: Angel fucker Phatele Nirodh ke Natije: Your are the result of a torn condom Pucchi: Pussy Randhwa (or randwa) Male prostitute Raand ka jamai: Son-in-law of a whore Raandi baajer: Whore fucker Rubber bhosda: Rubber pussy Rundi apni chut leka ana: Whore, bring your pussy Rundi ka bacha: Son of a whore Rundi ki bachi: Daughter of a whore Rundi ko chowd: Screw a hooker Rundi khana: whore house Rundi ko chowd: Go fuck a prostitute Rundi ke tatti pe biathne wala makhi: Fly sitting on a whore’s shit Rundi ki tatti pe baithne waali makkhi: The fly that sits on the ass of a whore Raand ka pati: Husband of a whore Sadi hui gaand: Stinking ass Soover: Pig (Very offensive to Muslims) Sewwer ki bachi: Son of pig Suwwar; Sooar Pig Suwwar ka bachcha Son of a pig Suwwar ki bachchi Daughter of a pig Suwwar ke lund Dick of a pig Suwwariya Female Pig Tatti Shit; Stool Tatte Masalna: Ball smashing/crushing Tera baap ki chut aur maa ke laude: Your father’s cunt and your mother’s dick Teri behen ka lavda rubber ka: Your sister has a dick made of rubber! Teri gaand main kute ka lund: A dog’s dick in your ass Teri ma gandi rundi: Your mother is a filthy whore Teri ma chadha ka lund choos: Your mother sucks donkey dick Teri maa ki bimaar badboodar choot: Your mom’s diseased smelly cunt Teri maa ki phudi guy ki hai: Your mother has a cow’s pussy Teri maa ka bhosda: Your mother’s breasts Teri maa ki chut: Your mother’s pussy Teri maa ki choot me hathi ka dum: An elephant’s trunk in you mother’s cunt Teri maa ki chut mein chatri leke hgus jaunga aur khol dunga: I will enter your mother’s pussy with an umbrella and open it there. Teri maa ki chut mai sabka lund: Everyone’s dick in your mom’s pussy Tere adha Nirodh mein rah gaya: The rest of you was left in the condom Teri maa ki gaand ki baal mein jalaay hue, maarey hue chupkili ki unday: There are burnt, dead lizard eggs in the hair around your mother’s ass. Teri ma ki bund mein chaarpai bichhake teri bhen ko chodun: I will put a bed in your mother’s cunt and fuck your sister on it. Tere baap ki chut mai teri maa ka land: Your mother’s penis in your father’s vagina Teri Jhanten Kaat kar tere mooh par laga kar unki french beard bana doonga: I will cut your pubic hair and stick them on your face and make a goatee on your face. Tere maa ko sau kutte chode – sau wa tera baap: Your mom got fucked by 100 dogs – the 100th one being your dad Teri gand Mein Haathi Ka Lund: Elephant’s dick in your ass Tere gaand mein keede paday: May worms infest your ass-hole Terey baad di gaand wich dhanda gussa ker rakdhungi: I am going to put a pill in your damn ass. Teri mi di kussi mey tera sarra khandan ko ggussa ker rakhdoungi: I’m going to put your whole family in your mom’s ass. Teri Biwiko Theri Saamne Chodhunga: I will fuck your wife in front of you Toota hua lund: Broken dick Tor mai ke chodho: Get back in your mother’s womb Toto: Penis Tum chutiya ho: You are an idiot Tumhare do panv ke bich me khajana hai voh mujhe chahiye: I want the treasure there between your two legs Ullu ke pathe: Idiot (lit. son of an owl) Ulloo ka patthaa Owl’s Son; Stupid Ulloo Choda Stupid; Fucked by an Owl Uska kaam kya: did you fuck her? (literally: did you work her?) Aand Testes; Balls Aandal With Big Testes Aandu Stupid Aandupana Stupidity Asal Ka Born by the real father Asal ka chuda Born by the real father Bahenchod Sister Fucker Bahen ka loda Dick for the Sister Bahen ki choot Sister’s pussy Bhosdaa Very Wide Pussy Bhosdi ka / Bhosdi wala Man with pussy; Asshole Bhadwa; Bhaand Pimp Bund; (B-u-nd) Asshole Bund maraa le Fuck your Asshole Bur; Boor Pussy Chhaati Breasts or Chest Choot / Chut Vagina Chootad Buttocks; Hips Chootadchod Butt Fucker Chootiya Stupid Chootiyapanti; Chootiyaapa Stupidity Choochi Tit; Breast Chudaai Fuck Chudi Fucked Chudwana Let Fuck herself Chull Uthna Urge for sex Chodnaa To Fuck Chudaai Khaana Who make living from fucking; pimp Chudaai Khaani Prostitute Dhee ka lund Dick for the Daughter Dhee chod Daughter Fucker Dheela lund Loose Dick Fuddi Pussy Gaand Asshole (definition) Gaand Maarna To Fuck in the Ass Gaandu Asshole (person) Gastee; Gusti Prostitute Gundmaraa Ass Fucked (man) Gundmari Ass Fucked (lady) Haraamjaada Son of Unknown father Haraamjaadi Daughter ” ” ” ” Haraamkhor; Haraam ke khaane wale Who eat from the money generated from bad sources. Haraam ki chudi Fucked by someone other then Husband. Haraam ka chuda Son of Unknown father Hijdaa; Hijraa Impotent Janam jala / Janam jali Cursed; Unlucky Jhaant Pubic hair; Genital Hairs Jhaant ka baal One Pubic Hair; “Nothing Compared to me” Jhaant Ukhaadna Pay Least Harm; Hurt a Bit Jhad jaana Jerk; Cum Jhaad diya Jerked Jhund Insult Jhandu Stupid Kutchudi Fucked by Dogs Kutta Dog Kutiya Bitch Kutte ka lund Dick of a Dog Kutte ke pilley Son of a Dog Kutiya ke pilley Son of a Bitch Khasmanu khaani Husband’s Killer; Prostitute Ladkichod Daughter Fucker Landait With Cock Lodu; Lodoo Stupid; Nonsense Londiyachod Daughter fucker Maadarchod Mother Fucker Maa ki choot Mother’s Pussy Maa ke laude Dick for Mother Maa chudaa Let your Mother Fuck Maal Semen; Babe Mast Maal Real Babe Maha Gaandu Great Asshole Paagal; Paggal; Pagali Mad Paagal choda Stupid; Fucked by a Mad Pisaab; Peshaab Piss; Pee Potty To Shit Raand Whore Raapchik Blonde; Babe Rakhail Keep; Little Wife Rundee Prostitute Seal Bund / Seal Pack Virgin Sarkandi Lady who masturbates with things like wood Virya; Veerya 

MADARCHODO. MERE SAMNE AYA TOH TERI MAH BAHEN EK KAR KE DUNO KO SIMULTANEOUSLY CHOOD DU GA.
TUH JANTA NAHI MERA BAAP KAUN HEIN.
JAI LOLGUARD. JAI MODI. JAI HIND.